j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

July  23 284021
thirstg0ddess whispered: Hey mom can I borrow the yacht

bish u betta start countin ya days

July  23 2
*fight breaks out*
me as a principal: Yasss drag her!!
July  23 146955
Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.
July  23 474919
calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

July  23 101082

RT if you a mega hoe but also a virgin

We could be fuckin’ but you wanna live in a another state.

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face
wtf you have my face






the parent trap: modern au

callmeoutis:

iamtwip:

grreenleaf:

wastelandbabe:

grreenleaf:

look a t my  fucking hair its ? mess

wait wtf that’s my face

wtf you have my face

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the parent trap: modern au

July  23 382939

beyonco:

naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it

July  23 203692

affectin:

i am not the same person at 8am and 8pm

July  23 277324

wigwams:

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HOOPLA

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

mortten:

lettuce umbrella

July  23 213548

paraflinch:

when ur battling ice type pokemon

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